IT HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN YOU WOULD THINK SOMETIMES GOOD COUNTRY FOLK IN N.E.M.S JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A PROFESSIONAL DISC JOCKEY. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, " YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE" AND IF YOU DO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN LIFE. THE MORAL OF THE STORY TODAY IS. IF YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE FRIEND WITH OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT'S GOOD HEART'ED WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, TRY TO ENJOY IT RATHER THAN USE IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO VENT REPRESSED ANGER FROM OTHER AREAS OF YOUR LIFE ON THE PERSON THAT'S TRYING TO CHEER EVERYONE UP, BASICALLY, "DON'T ATTACK THE GOOD GUY" AS DJ'S WE CARE ABOUT EVERYONE AND THEIR PERSONAL SAFETY AND OUR JOB IS TO SHOW YOU FUN AND MAKE YOUR LAUGH. MOST OF THE TIME WE DO THIS FOR FREE AS A PUBLIC SERVICE. I HATE TO RISK ANY FURTHER JUDGEMENT BUT ITS A SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR OR PEOPLE THAT ARE ALWAYS ANGRY STATISTICALLY TEND TO BE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT VERY INTELLIGENT.
THANKS FOR READING
SINCERELY:
YOUR FRIENDLY, CARING, LOVING, COMEDIC, DJ
-DJMP
Jeez these people think you need Jesus baby!! Lol but its true about some of the things posted to that page are outrageous like a half bushel of peas for $8??!! Come on, this is MISSISSIPPI, who DOESN'T know somebody that has a garden that you could get your fresh garden variety from?? Maybe I should dig out some of the shattered tempered glass out of my trash and sell it to people for art hahaha!!
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